What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 04:48

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
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-”Ah so!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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You Only Live Twice
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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From Russia With Love
Dr No
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Goldfinger
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
Live and Let Die
Octopussy
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Moonraker
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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